Metaphors be present'n! Yayeee Yayee!

The metaphor of the literary anthology will provide for a familiar and helpful presentation of my content. With my extremely, very, really, and truly limited capabilities in web design I hope to create a web page that closely resembles, approxiates a book. I will attempt to create the illusion of verisimilitude so that the reader will feel as comfortable as if they were curling up next to the fireplace with their favorite book of short poetry or prose written under a pseudonym--say "Mark Twain" or "anonymous." Thusly, one might simply flip through the pages of my electronic portfolio with a click of the mouse, each page containing my own entry and allusions to great literature.