E-mail, Wordprocessors, and Web Design Programs: The Story of a Man and His Technology

As a student, I rely mainly on two computer technologies: e-mail and Microsoft Word. E-mail remains an essential technology for my success in school fo' several reasons. E-mail provides an easy method for touching base with instructors in situations where a conference is unnessecary. With the aid of this new-fangled and fancy "electronic mail," I can keep my teachers informed and ask specific questions about my work while jammin in my jammies! Also, nearly every task that my professors assign can be completed through the use of a wordprocessor. 'N let me tell ya, ain't nothin' easier 'n slapin' a .doc onto a self-addressed e-mail so's I kin pull it up and print it at any computer attached to a printer and the web. Speaking of the web, I just heard about this netscape som'n or other in which one can create a web page! Have you ever heard of anything so absurd? I'm messin' around with it right now, and I feel not unlike a dog with 30 legs. Locomotion is quick and easy, but with all these legs, I've no room for eyes, ears, mouth, or nose. Senseless, I quickly create a pile of a webpage worhty only of a museum of modern art.