This Is The Law, And All Shall Abide By It

On the twentieth day of September in the year of our ancestors two-thousand and six, it was established that all who shall enter the confines of the place known commonly as "The Writing Center" will inevitably and involuntarily impose upon theirselves the words breathed from the depths of the throats resting beneath the brown, red, and blonde heads of Cerberus:

"IF YOU DON'T WRITE GOOD, DON'T WRITE AT ALL."

This is the law, and all shall abide by it.